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? If you take a stand
and step in the base

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? You know the other guy's
going to land some place... ?

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It's not every day you get dragged
down the corridor in a horse suit!

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Let's do a rewind.

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New school year, and this year's
going to be big,

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cos my team,
the Vipers, got promoted last year.

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We moved up from
Development League into League Two!

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And we have a shiny new captain.

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It's moi!

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It's not just because I'm
the best player or anything -

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even though I am -

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but because I embody the awesomest
bits of the team.

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Stylish like Charlotte...

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Adorable.

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...tough like Nyla...

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Sorry. Sorry.

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...and brainy like Zara.

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We're 23.3 seconds late.

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Aoife!

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Aoife! Wait, Aoife!

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Being captain is also a handy excuse
to break up

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with my super clingy boyfriend.

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Aoife! Jamie! Hi!

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I wish he'd stop doing that.

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Aw, look at his little
smitten facey.

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It was cute at first,
but then he started showing up

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outside my house at random
intervals. Cue air kisses.

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This is actually painful to watch.

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I've already checked out.

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And here comes the teddy!

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OK. You need to tell him now.

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It's so sad when love dies.

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But he'll be devastated!

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You want to break up with me? Cool.

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You could have said. Or ghosted me.

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Seriously?! That's it?

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Oi, you, lunch money now.

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Hey, Clanger. Hey, bro.

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Can I have your lunch money, though?

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Oh, sorry! Oi, not the hair.

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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

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Who was that? That was Aoife.

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His annoying sister
and her annoying friends.

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Who are you? I'm Ben, the school's
newest and coolest.

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Well, sorry, because
that title's already taken.

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Conor! You forgot your rash cream!

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Your mummy loves you.

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And how does Mummy feel about Jim?

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Let the new school year begin.

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Vipers, ready to strike a pose?

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And strut!

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Oh, hey, Aoife.

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Oh, hi, Jessica.

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You're kind of in the way
of our strut path.

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The champions need
to make their entrance.

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Hang on. That's strange.

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What happened to your
American accent?

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So, I recently spoke American.

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IN AN AMERICAN ACCENT: So, like,
OMG, I'm totally stoked to be home.

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It's gone now.

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It's been a few weeks since
I got back from my posh - ha-ha -

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training camp in California.

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You mean Falkirk?

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California.

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Yes, in Falkirk, Scotland.

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OK. California in Scotland.

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I mean, who even knew that existed?

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Over there. Oh, yes, that's perfect.
Marvellous. Thank you.

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But it's OK because I still spent
the whole summer training,

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so now I'm, like, totally awesome!

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My new trophy cabinet!

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That's finest teak.

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Oops.

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A minor blip in my upcoming
glorious run as captain.

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You're not captain.

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What? Why?

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I refer you to incidents
such as this and a host of others.

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Like what?

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Oops.

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I have a council rep
assessing us for funding

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and I need a competent stand-in
for the week.

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So, I'm literally being replaced?

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It's just because you're chaotic,
inept and generally nauseating.

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Nothing personal.

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But who's going to replace her?

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No, not her!

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It's only for a week,
and it's important that we have

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someone who represents
the best of Midvale.

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After that, it can go back to you.

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But Jessica plays for the Comets.

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I'm between teams. Comets suck.

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They never did what they were told.

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Right. Basketball has already taken
up a disproportionate amount

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of my time.
Can everyone get to class?

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Can't wait to work with you guys.

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My archenemy is literally
infiltrating my team.

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This needs to be handled
very carefully.

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Look at the Vipers' pathetic trophy
from last year taking up space.

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That's valuable real estate, and
football has planning permission.

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I mean, we're going to win lots
of trophies and put 'em in there.

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Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I love being on the football team.

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Conor, you're dropped
from the football team.

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What? But why?

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Ooh, some strong players this year.

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Cheer up, little fella.

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You can't be any worse
than the last guy.

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Oh, look at her.

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She's literally gloating in my face.

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You're exhibiting signs of stress.

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No, I'm not.

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Jessica being captain
is only for a week.

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Suck it up.

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We need to focus on beating
the Everbrook Eagles -

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our first-ever match in League Two.

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So, be the bigger person.

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This cat photo will help
you remain calm...

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...and composed.

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Calm and composed.

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Jessica, I just want to say,

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I really hope we can make this week
work for the good of MY team.

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Oh, Aoife, thanks.

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I really just want to
support you guys

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and help the school
get some extra funding.

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Fairs. Maybe I've misjudged her.

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Who knows? Maybe I'll totally smash
it and stick around longer.

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Ah-ha! I knew it.

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I see you. I see everything.

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At least we had some cred
when you were playing football.

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Now you're just a plain old nerd.

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Thanks for softening the blow.

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Don't worry.

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I'll still hang out with you,
even if you are just a nerd.

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I could play other sports for cred,
you know?

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Like what?

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I must be good at something.

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Not hockey.

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Not rugby.

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Not darts.

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Ow.

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There he is.

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Saw you outside when
I was scoring my fourth try.

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But you're England's next
sporting legend.

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Really? No, you suck, bro.

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I like this dude.

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Great hair.

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What, cos he doesn't stop
flicking it?

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Oh, you mean like this?

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Poetry.

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I mean, most say majestic,
but poetry's fine.

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I mean, I don't see
what's so desirable

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about playing sport anyway.

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If we trace it back to
prehistoric times,

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it was used by tribes
as a means of...

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All right. OK.
We don't need a running commentary.

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Well, maybe that's exactly
what we need.

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Actually, I could be
a sports commentator.

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Brilliant idea.

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Jessica's only captain for a week.
Then you'll be back in charge.

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Epic.

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A week of actual hell where
I have to obey Jessica.

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Bombastic.

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Conor, what are you doing?

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I'm just testing out some
commentary buzzword options.

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Epic.

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Here's one. Shut up.

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That's strictly two words.

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And she's waving her wand
of sneakiness all over the Vipers.

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Best not to let it get to you.

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Did no-one strain the gravy?!

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But it's my... our team, and she's
just trying to push me out and take

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over so everyone will be like, "Ooh,
Jessica's our captain forever."

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Jim, maybe you could help.

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I just filled the salt cellar.

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I mean with Aoife by keeping
Jessica in check.

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I could help, and I really would if
I wasn't too scared of Jessica.

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When will this has-been realise that
Mum is right and Jim is frightened?

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Stop commentating.

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I am not a has-been.

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I just don't trust Jessica
with my team.

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Well, I am frightened.

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00:09:04,641 --> 00:09:08,799
Right. If you're not going to do
anything, then I'll do it myself.

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Great. Thanks.

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Aoife, relax.

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The Vipers voted you as captain,
so just gently remind them why.

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You're fun, capable and a friend.

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And if Jessica tries to out-captain
you, you out-captain her.

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And don't eat the lumps.

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Maybe she is right.

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I just need to remind the Vipers
why I slay at being captain.

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{\an8}Bombastic!

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Gentle reminder incoming.

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Hey, first week of training.

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Let's go, Vipers.

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Yeah!

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Where did you get that from?

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Oh, I'm just using it
to hide my hair.

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So greasy.

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Let's get pumped.

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Come on.

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Chop, chop. Woo!

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00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:09,720
As the acting captain, can I say
I'm here for you 100% this week?

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00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:14,479
As elected captain,
I want to echo that.

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I'm here, team-mates.

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00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:23,279
Yeah, so I really want to get
the best out of everyone.

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00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,719
Same. First big match coming up.

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00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:26,959
Let's do this, guys.

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Woo!

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00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,759
That's why I'll be giving out

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special individual training
programmes.

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00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,519
Good talk, but let's
keep the focus on training

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and not get distracted
with empty promises.

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And here they are.

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00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,679
Whoa! Look, Jim.

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00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,639
Wow.

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00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,160
Interesting.

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00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,639
A day-by-day layout? Excellent.

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I would have gone for weekly.

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00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,599
Love the pink colour coding.

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Quite hard to read the font, though.

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00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,759
Whoa.

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00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,439
When did you discover
I do vegan Friday?

223
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,359
It's important that I know my team.

224
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,599
Nyla, let's chat later about finding
some recipes for you.

225
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,359
But there's already loads here.

226
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,119
But are they tasty?

227
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,599
Onion bhaji recipe?
Air-fryer friendly?

228
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,479
Ha! Result!

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00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,719
Little treats are important.

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00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,679
On that note,
my special protein balls.

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Mm.

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00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:24,159
Who knew macronutrients could be
so delicious?

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A triumph. It's like there's
a protein party in my mouth

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00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,479
and everyone's invited.

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00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,279
And so snappable.

236
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:33,599
Mm. Aoife, you have to try one.

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00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,920
Ugh, but it literally looks
like scrunched-up balls of...

238
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,719
Mmm.

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Utter yumminess.

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00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,039
Mmm.

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00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:48,439
Time for a few more even
gentler reminders.

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A trust fall builds teamwork.

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00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,199
And fall.

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00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,999
As elective captain,
the Vipers know I have their back.

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00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,320
Am I right, gang?

246
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,439
Time to sharpen our chest passes.

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00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,799
Basic.

248
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:09,320
As elected captain, I say
we practise our no-look passes.

249
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,039
Yay! Trampoline! I feel ten again.

250
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,839
That's an injury waiting to happen.

251
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,279
I think Jess knows what she's doing.

252
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,519
Yeah, you're being a pain.

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00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,799
And a big one.

254
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,719
And in case you forgot,
we have a match!

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00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:29,599
And, of course, some of the funding
will go to our basketball team.

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00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,639
Here's their captain, Jessica.

257
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,319
She's using innovative
training techniques.

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00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,719
Trampolines help our vertical jump,
giving us an edge in matches.

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00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,840
Let me give you a demo.

260
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,279
As elected captain, it's important

261
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,760
that I take the lead for my teamies.

262
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:52,439
She talks big, but can she pull it
off on a cold, rainy day in Midvale?

263
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,600
Yeah, this captain can.

264
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,480
Go, Vipers!

265
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,359
What have we just witnessed?

266
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,839
An epic fail as Aoife seals
her place on the bench.

267
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,839
Permission to make Aoife a helper?

268
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,199
Granted.

269
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,759
A helper? What does that even mean?

270
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,079
Like, OMG, you need to, like,
totally clean the restroom.

271
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,479
So, like, OMG, I'm actually
in smelly hell

272
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,320
and Jessica has a pitchfork.

273
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,039
Your take on Aoife's fail - classic!

274
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,719
Yeah, we've gone viral.

275
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,599
Textbook. This commentator's
the new wonder kid.

276
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,839
Bombastic!

277
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,959
Hey, can you cover
our volleyball match later?

278
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,919
You have to talk to his agent first.

279
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,799
Er, agents.

280
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,399
And, in fact,
anyone for commentating,

281
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,959
form a line and speak to your
top-class management team.

282
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,920
Make way for the star.

283
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,840
Come on, Vipers.
You need to be match fit.

284
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,719
Right. After this, we'll move on
to the burpee programme.

285
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,920
No, I'm going to burpee up
my lunch.

286
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,599
Charlotte, this is not
a scheduled toilet break.

287
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,279
I've had two chai lattes.

288
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,519
Two!

289
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,599
Which weren't on
your nutrition plan.

290
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,919
Back to work.

291
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,680
You can't dismiss her like that.

292
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,640
As team captain, I can.

293
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,439
As elected captain,
I'm staging mutiny.

294
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,720
Come on, Vipers.

295
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,679
This is the part where we leave.

296
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,679
No, we're staying.

297
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,999
What? You're siding with her?

298
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,879
She's brainwashed you.

299
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,959
Resist.

300
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,959
Resist!

301
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,999
You're the one brainwashed.

302
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,159
It's all captain, captain, captain.

303
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,079
That's not true.

304
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,439
Kind of.

305
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,879
At least Jessica's
focusing on our first match.

306
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,599
We want to win.

307
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,919
Yeah, hello? Remember us?

308
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,759
We're a team.

309
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,479
We actually used to have fun
before you were so obsessed

310
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,960
with being captain.

311
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,639
Time for boot camp.

312
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,639
Move.

313
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,439
Back to the toilets, Meaoife.

314
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,359
No, I need to talk to my team.

315
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,400
You heard. They don't want any more
of your distractions.

316
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,199
Love ya.

317
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,279
Well, I don't love her,
but I do love my team.

318
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,479
The Vipers voted you as captain,
so just gently remind them why.

319
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:38,239
You're an ideal captain
and the most fun.

320
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,280
And there's nothing that can stop me
from showing them that.

321
00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:50,199
You can take Nick Mullins
and your Andrew Cotters.

322
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,479
It's Conor O'Neil
in control of the mic.

323
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,399
Here's your takings,
minus our management fees.

324
00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:00,600
Oh, and I've also included a sample
of hair product for your fringe.

325
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,679
It looks a bit limp.

326
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:07,079
You know what? I think you'd make
a good addition to our gang.

327
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:12,119
Sporty, confident,
not overly adorable.

328
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,119
I'm not sure he's the right fit.

329
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,559
Might be time for a transfer.

330
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,440
If you don't want my management
expertise, I'll just go.

331
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,000
Go, then.

332
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,239
Suits me.

333
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,320
I've had offers
from other gangs anyway.

334
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,599
Oh, no.

335
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,719
Wait.

336
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,839
He's been relegated,
but the commentary continues.

337
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,840
Bombastic!

338
00:16:44,841 --> 00:16:49,479
So, let's see if this kid has
the nerve to ask out the girl

339
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,720
he so obviously fancies.

340
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,999
Passing notes to each other under
the teacher's nose.

341
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,920
{\an8}Epic! Let's see if she notices.

342
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:13,559
This student is trying to evade his
bully by hiding behind this wall,

343
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,520
but will he be noticed?

344
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,919
And when will the bully realise

345
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,399
that he's actually just crying out
to be seen?

346
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,199
Oi, what you saying?

347
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,239
No worries, mate.

348
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,320
I'll dole out the punishment
for you.

349
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,399
Listen, this is officially
getting old.

350
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,200
Rejected. This commentator's at
the pinnacle of his epic career.

351
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,679
We've created a monster.

352
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,879
Please come back.

353
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:41,959
We need you.

354
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,010
I thought you might.

355
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,199
What is it?!

356
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,880
And did Jessica set this up?

357
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,799
It was me!

358
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,639
We always play so much better
when we're having fun,

359
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:04,199
and I've kind of been ruining
that lately, so, please?

360
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,759
No chance.

361
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:10,359
You're delulu, and not just
because you wear double denim.

362
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,799
You think we'll put on these suits
and be like,

363
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,999
"Oh, Aoife, you really
are our rightful captain."

364
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,519
No, actually.

365
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,639
I thought you'd be more like,
"Oh, Aoife, we know you're really

366
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,159
"sorry and just want to help us
win our first match."

367
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:27,599
I know now - I don't need to be
captain, just to be a good teamie.

368
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,280
Exhibit A.

369
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,440
So, can I be one?

370
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,599
Can I wear one of the horse
costumes?

371
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,399
Yeah.

372
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,560
Great, I can take this off.

373
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,760
Quite itchy.

374
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,400
Come on, there you go, Zara.

375
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,159
? You can take me just where
you want to

376
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,919
? Down to the coast
of somewhere I don't know

377
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,359
? I just want to go with you
somewhere

378
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,599
? Girls can win
I just want to be there

379
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,279
? Take me down to the ocean

380
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,360
? Take me... ?

381
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,479
What are you all doing?!

382
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,759
Thought we could have a bit of fun.

383
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,800
I got you a costume too.

384
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,439
One word - eww.

385
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,999
Last time I checked, humorous horse
costumes were not on the curriculum.

386
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,679
And ice cream is NOT
on the meal plan.

387
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,919
But it's unicorn sprinkles.

388
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,280
So much refined sugar!

389
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,840
Ugh.

390
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,719
Go get some cucumber water.

391
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,599
Ugh! Not again.

392
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,560
Even talking about it
makes it repeat.

393
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,119
This wouldn't happen
if I was permanently in charge.

394
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,439
As I can't immediately cancel
all basketball,

395
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,839
that does seem like
the least horrific option.

396
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,519
What? No!

397
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,279
Vipers, ten laps of the pitch.

398
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,999
No, I want Aoife to be our captain.

399
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,479
She gets us.

400
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,279
Me too. Me a-three.

401
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,759
Moving stuff.

402
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,759
Sadly, it's no longer up to you.

403
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,479
Carry on, captain.

404
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,519
Your little coup has failed.

405
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,039
Now clean this mess up.

406
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,039
And get out of those horses!

407
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,320
Unicorn.

408
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,480
This is a perfect time
for a round-up.

409
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,839
So it started off, like, new league,
Captain Aoife reporting for duty.

410
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,759
But then Holt was all,
"All hail Jessica."

411
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,839
And Jim was like, "I'm scared."

412
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,199
I am frightened.

413
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,999
So, then I was all like,
"It's all about me."

414
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,519
Am I right, gang?

415
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,239
And kind of forgot
it was about my team.

416
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,359
Yeah.

417
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,759
But now Jessica has turned
into an evil dictator

418
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,399
and the Vipers need me,

419
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,960
which is why I'm going to do this.

420
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,320
Oi, wait! Must save them.

421
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,839
Uh-oh, not the Mini-Mes.

422
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,639
? If you take a stand
and step in the mix

423
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,199
? You know the other guy's
gonna land some licks... ?

424
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,200
Oh, whoa!

425
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,959
Can't you think for yourselves?

426
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,360
Can we? Duh. Yes, you can.

427
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,399
Do you even know what you want?

428
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,239
Kind of what Jessica wants.

429
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,879
You're like robots.

430
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,439
Try running your own programme.

431
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,879
Well, it would be kind of cool
if we actually got to play too.

432
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,840
Then form your own team.

433
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,679
And I've got the perfect robot
overlord for you.

434
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,080
I just need the Vipers' help.

435
00:21:38,081 --> 00:21:42,959
Will the crew quickly edit
this pre-match segment

436
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,370
whilst the commentator goes
and gets a slushy?

437
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,799
You have to help me.

438
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,800
I can't make him stop.

439
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,280
Well, if he sees it, he says it.

440
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,880
Right. Aoife says,
"Jessica incoming." Engage plan.

441
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,330
Push!

442
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,590
I've been looking for you lot
everywhere.

443
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,759
What are you all doing?

444
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,680
A pre-match manicure.

445
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,039
I can't play with icky cuticles.

446
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,319
You should all be warming up.

447
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,959
Not before I disinfect.

448
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,279
Gyms are basically like a germ rave.

449
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,560
And I like throwing a few punches
before every game, so I'm ready.

450
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,840
Get ready for kiss cam!

451
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,639
What's this? Kiss cam?

452
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,720
Brilliant.

453
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,360
I know, quick. Take it away.

454
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:57,080
Will these two obey kiss cam
and shake hands?

455
00:22:57,791 --> 00:22:59,879
{\an8}Bombastic!

456
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:03,479
{\an8}And now will these two
give each other a big hug?

457
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,359
{\an8}Epic!

458
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:10,800
Now, who's going to have
a long snog?

459
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,199
Mummy...

460
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,239
...I can't.

461
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,839
{\an8}Please turn it off.

462
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,839
Please!

463
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:32,080
They think it's all over.
It is now.

464
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,319
I gave you a pre-match plan.

465
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,040
Where are my helpers?

466
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,479
What's this?

467
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,919
Midvale's newest basketball team.

468
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,119
Seriously?

469
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,620
They're actually pretty good.

470
00:23:51,691 --> 00:23:57,279
And a good captain would have
noticed that, wouldn't she?

471
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,919
Yes.

472
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,719
But... But it's OK, because I did.

473
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,039
And I've entered them
into the Development League.

474
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,519
And you're their captain?

475
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,519
Well, they'd rather you.

476
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,679
Don't know why, but you're stuck
with the whiny Vipers.

477
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,799
Although, spoiler alert,
they'll do your head in.

478
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,040
At least the clones do
what they're told.

479
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,399
I mean, we could swap.

480
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,479
What? You mean, you take your clones
and I go back to the Vipers?

481
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,679
It'll be worth going down a league
with a team

482
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,039
who do what they're told.

483
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,439
And I can make them win.

484
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,359
Hmm. Oh.

485
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,199
Let me think.

486
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,479
Got to try and make this
sound convincing.

487
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:44,079
Um, if YOU really want to...

488
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,240
...deal! Good luck beating
the Eagles without me.

489
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:51,839
Permission to come
aboard as captain?

490
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,479
Let's go smash those Eagles!

491
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,880
The Vipers are back!

492
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,639
? Time's up, it's going down

493
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,319
? Guess who got the crown

494
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,279
? Baby, tap in
We can go another round

495
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,439
? Come on, let me hear the fire
we breathing

496
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,759
? Like, eh-eh, eh-yeah

497
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,239
? Tell a lie, I can con ya
They look at me funny

498
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,599
? Ice on my wrist, gonna get... ?

499
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,720
Yes!

500
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,200
? On the run and speeding up
You can never catch me... ?

501
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,479
Oh, dear.

502
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,759
A nail in the coffin as O'Neil
considers a new career.

503
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,079
What's important
is that we got the W.

504
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,239
Commentating was all I had.

505
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,839
Now what am I supposed to do?

506
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,279
Well, bright side.

507
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,800
You're now in a gang with
the coolest guy in school.

508
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,839
And there's a match going on
in here, of course.

509
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:53,919
Ah, Ben, there you are.

510
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,160
I told your mum I'd give you
a lift home later.

511
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,479
Thanks, Mr Holt.

512
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,240
Oh, call me Uncle,
now that school's over.

513
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,920
Holt... is your uncle?!

514
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:13,360
And, so, the coolest guy title comes
back home where it belongs.

515
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,759
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

516
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,279
What's going on?
Where's my captain and star player?

517
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,399
On the pitch, smashing it.

518
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,000
Hang on a second.

519
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,959
Boy, howdy. Looks good fun.

520
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,239
Yes, of course.

521
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,599
Well, that is a very big part
of our focus here at Midvale.

522
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,200
Oh, good. Another coffee.

523
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,999
Aoife!

524
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,040
Go on. Go on.

525
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,200
Yes, yes! We won!

526
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,359
First win as captain, check.

527
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,479
Now, hands in. Go...

528
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,999
Cobras!

529
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,319
Did you just say Cobras?

530
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,719
You can't call yourselves that.

531
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,599
Yeah, we already have
a snake-inspired name.

532
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,040
We're the originals.

533
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,200
And the best.

534
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,719
Not for long.

535
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,559
Midvale Cobras will easily get
promoted to League Two.

536
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,800
Then we're coming for you, Vipers.

537
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,399
Wait.

538
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,880
Now there are two basketball teams?

539
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,719
Oh.

540
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,759
Whatevs. They'll never get
in my head.

541
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,679
Now, let's go...

542
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,919
...Cobra...

543
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,840
I mean, Vipers.

544
00:27:51,890 --> 00:27:56,440
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